In a sober moment of clarity i came up with a plan.
Chill beer in freezer time.
Wrap the beer bottle or can in a damp cloth or paper towel then place it in the freezer.
You could select water in a 375l glass bottle during a hot day that s sitting in an ice bath that you want to drink just as it gets above freezing 2 hours and 49 minutes.
It was losing heat faster than the freezer bottle had but the ice water bath was having an even more extreme effect on the metal can than it had on the.
Freezer in the freezer it took 40 minutes for red wine to reach its ideal temperature and 1 hour for white wine to reach its ideal temperature.
To avoid any possible injury try putting each beer in a ziploc bag in case they crack or break open.
Once in the freezer each beer should take 8 15 minutes to chill.
I d time how long it takes for beer to explode in the freezer then use that information with a regular kitchen timer to prevent explosions.
Luckily my experience with freezer beer explosions has been very limited and i would like to keep it that way.
Stick it in the freezer and in about 10 minutes you should have a cold beer.
This will make removal both safer and easier.
Once you enter those factors you ll get an time.
Also remember to watch the time because leaving the beers in the freezer for too long may cause them to explode.
Grab yourself a wet paper towel and wrap it around the beer.
There are many ways out there to chill beer fast and they usually involve ice salt buckets and still take 30 or more minutes to get cold but there is a quick and easy way to chill beer fast in the freezer.
This calculator tells you exactly how long to chill your wine and beer stop checking on that bottle in the freezer every five minutes.
As the water on the cloth or towel evaporates it draws heat away from the beer cooling it faster.